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Arthur... your phone has been ringing almost non-stop today.
Some minister called to pester you about some paperwork for the Olympics next year, so I told him what you said to say. He sounded slightly confused, but bid me a good day and hung up. One of your brothers, Connor, he said his name was, asked if he could come and get some brandy, and laughed when I sounded shocked and told him to get his own. Your brother, Douglas the brick-thrower did come by too, but without any bricks. He has no manners whatsoever! He just kicked down the door as if it were made of cardboard! I gave him such a telling off, but he only laughed at me and wondered where your... well-- it's inappropriate to repeat-- came from. So, I told him what happened and he fell over laughing before walking out.
Your sister was surprised and asked if I-- you-- were ill or drunk when I held a perfectly civil conversation with her. When I mentioned the community that she understood. She really is quite nice, and she wanted to remind you about the next family meeting. Who else.... Ah, Llewellyn called too... said something about staying over while visiting the Prime Minister. I told him about what happened with the community too and that I'd ask you first, see if it was fine.
Oh, and you had a second visitor, an accidental one. I had quite forgotten I couldn't do magic as I'm used to and tried a spell when a ring of light appeared on the ground and a man rose from it. He seemed simply speechless when I apologized for summoning him and asked if he wanted a cup of tea before leaving. Poor fellow muttered something in a foreign language before vanishing before my eyes.
Also, I should ask what your unicorn eats as he or she has been walking around the kitchen for the past hour. I am actually regretting not taking Care of Magical Creatures as an elective now....
Some minister called to pester you about some paperwork for the Olympics next year, so I told him what you said to say. He sounded slightly confused, but bid me a good day and hung up. One of your brothers, Connor, he said his name was, asked if he could come and get some brandy, and laughed when I sounded shocked and told him to get his own. Your brother, Douglas the brick-thrower did come by too, but without any bricks. He has no manners whatsoever! He just kicked down the door as if it were made of cardboard! I gave him such a telling off, but he only laughed at me and wondered where your... well-- it's inappropriate to repeat-- came from. So, I told him what happened and he fell over laughing before walking out.
Your sister was surprised and asked if I-- you-- were ill or drunk when I held a perfectly civil conversation with her. When I mentioned the community that she understood. She really is quite nice, and she wanted to remind you about the next family meeting. Who else.... Ah, Llewellyn called too... said something about staying over while visiting the Prime Minister. I told him about what happened with the community too and that I'd ask you first, see if it was fine.
Oh, and you had a second visitor, an accidental one. I had quite forgotten I couldn't do magic as I'm used to and tried a spell when a ring of light appeared on the ground and a man rose from it. He seemed simply speechless when I apologized for summoning him and asked if he wanted a cup of tea before leaving. Poor fellow muttered something in a foreign language before vanishing before my eyes.
Also, I should ask what your unicorn eats as he or she has been walking around the kitchen for the past hour. I am actually regretting not taking Care of Magical Creatures as an elective now....
