[BACKDATED to 13th August; RL - Eris - Entertaining Chaos (or, Let's Hope London Isn't Destroyed)]

[ofhopeandglory]

[This was such a bad idea. But England had been in the proverbial situation of being stuck between a rock and a hard place, and this, in the long term, seemed like the lesser of the two evils. "This" being "having his arm twisted into having the Greek Goddess of Chaos over for dinner."

Bloody hell, this is why he doesn't go in for religion properly any more, not really.

So now he's sat in his house waiting for Eris to show up. What could possibly go wrong with this situation, really? :'D]

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Resistance is futile!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Arthur was with no doubt one of the funniest nations to mess with. He was so stupidly proud she couldn't help but push his buttons at the first occasion.

Eris materialize herself inside of Arthur's house, knocking was probably more polite, but she never cares about that and he is going to be more irritated this way.]

Nuuuuu!

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[asbfjab okay that surprised him a little, but not as much as it could have, considering Minato arrived the same way when he visited. But Eris was right in thinking that it's irritated him!]

... I suppose it was too much for you to ask to use the front door?

Is isssss! Hope it's in vain!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

"Yes, it is." [She grins.] "Doors are boring and I saved you time, dear., didn't I?"]

Never~! *fights on the beaches, etc, etc XD*

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[sigh] "Yes, yes, I suppose so."

D:< *asking help to Poseidon to drown you*

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Flying near him, her hair moving like waves of the sea..she moves like that, seriously.]

"So...?"

Nuuu don't drown me! >|

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[And that isn't both disconcerting and annoying at all, really. Personal space isn't an issue with her, is it?]

[Impatiently:]"Oh, come on then, you'd better come through."

Surrender and MAYBE I will not do it >3

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Personal what...?]

you really know how to treat a woman..such a gentleman.

Pffft, not bloody likely! >:|

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Stiffens for a second, almost getting riled up - and then stops and smirks slightly instead.]

I'll act like a gentleman if you agree to act like a lady.

Then suffer >|

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Sounds fair. [She didn't liked fair things, but this was a game..let's see how much a gentleman he could be. She moved a hand up, waiting for him to kiss her] Eris, goddess of discord. it's pleasure to meet you Sir Arthur Kingland.

Fine >| *takes it like a man*

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[So, she can act civilly, well, that's a surprise. He can play along with that though, and bends to kiss her hand like the gentleman he is can be.]

Likewise. [And if he did say that a little ironically, then he's sure it wasn't that noticeable. :'D]

Oh, yeah? .../tickles.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Of course, not notable at all...pfff she sees trough you. Btu still smiles.]

I am allowed now to taste the wonders of your awesome cooking? [Sarcasm? What sarcasm?]

askfhadnsgkns DARN IT HOW DID YOU KNOW

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Please, you're talking to the nation that got sarcasm down to a fine art. But for once, he acts remarkably restrained to that slight on his cooking, we'll see how long this lasts...]

Certainly, if you'll just come this way, I'll show you to the dining room.

>D AHAHAHA!...'cause I watch you all the time babe. /staks

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Wasn't that France? >D And england created condoms~

Following him.] You have a nice place...not as big as before though. I am right?

... *BUG-PROOFS THE HOUSE D8*

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Ahahaha, so funny~

He gives the slightest shrug.] It's large enough.

D8 THAT'S NOT FUN!

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[I voted for you, england. I'm sure you did them >:]

Don't you liked it more before?


(if you are interested: http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/3499510.html]

IT'S SAFE, THOUGH. 8|

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with it as it stands now. [His skill at evading the question, let him show you it.]

SAFE=BORING

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

That's not what I asked.

((ilu~ XD sorry? I think that you are amazing for taking your time and look for that♥))

BUT OCCASIONALLY PREFERABLE.

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[scowls briefly, weighing up his answer] In a way, this is better. It means that things go missing less.

NEVAH B|

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

That a way to see it. [She walks next to him, moving her hips.] You live all alone?

((I understand that. And it is!))

B|

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Pushing open the door to the dining room] Is there a problem with that?

Don't be mean and accept chaos damn it.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Do you have a problem with that? [Following inside.]

No I refuse. 8|

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Damn it, she's playing him. Ignore it, ignore it...] Of course not.

See? you are always like this. That's why you don't have friends..wait. Me either 8(

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[>8D Playsplaysplays...Moving close to him, purring in his ear~] Are you sure?

*pets :3*

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

[Steps sideways away from her pretty damn quickly - screw politeness, that was just too much of a personal space invasion.

Acidly, though he's not quite snapping at her yet:] Quite sure, actually.

*snuggles*

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[That smirk you see? That's she knowing that she won that round sir~]

Do I make you nervous, England?